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If God Answers Prayers, America Is Doomed

By Mr Chuckles
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Times are bad for Bush. You know that, when the big money investment media start aiming harpoons!

And the Democratic Party is hard at work on a strategy that's certain to lose November's elections.

OK, let's connect the dots:

A) The US is impotent against the world but powerful enough to start a war against Iran; and..

B) If the Democrats get control in November then hearings, impeachment and even indictments are possible, therefore Team Bush is desperate to avoid defeat in the House and Senate...desperate enough to start a war with Iran?

Well! I would say that if Bush unilaterally starts a war with Iran then the US is doomed. Even if WWIII doesn't start, the rest of the world will be able to pull the plug on our economy and finances.

Put it like this: if Congress will not act to stop If God is answering prayers, I would bet that he is listening very sympathetically right now to people in the Arab world...

If God does answer prayers he'll beat us to within an inch of our lives just to teach us a lesson.

George before he kills again, you can bet that the rest of the world will act to stop America -- and to make sure that America never again can threaten the world as the lone superpower.

Regardless, the US' days as a superpower are numbered. We're broke, our corporations are fleeing with our jobs and factories, we have no oil of our own, our government is totally incompetent and corrupt (nasty, brutish thugs, at best), and the rest of the world hates us.

Do the math for yourself.